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Americans will eat anything

July 31st, 2010

Like S’mores

This one was made with Reese’s peanut butter chocolate

I would like to add that in my previous post Germans will eat anything, I pretty much made up the story surrounding the Sausage picture. Mr. Stereokraut (whom I shall refer to as “Dr. No” from now on) did not go to the Biergarden on his own accord, but because his friend suggested it. No culture was ignored. No cat puked. Well, not as far as I know.

In an effort to make amends, here’s someone’s definition of a blog:

Blog: The word “blog” is literally shorthand for “boring;” a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It’s an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. . . .

I’m thinking of a word that starts with “S”

July 29th, 2010

Sports?

Don’t really know what this site is about (well, I sort of do, I mean, it’s obvious) - but I like the name of it:

MyLameSex.com - God is pro sex!

Yeah, but pro sex with whom?

I think we’ve all heard or used one of these excuses before…

Speaking of vomit

July 29th, 2010

Show God you care, give him everything you’ve got inside you

Germans will eat anything

July 29th, 2010

So Germans have oh so much culture that they can’t seem to be bothered to learn about anybody elses. As recently demonstrated by a German I met (I’ll call him “Mr. Stereokraut”), who decided to chose a Biergarten of all the places to eat at in New York during his 1-week visit there.

Anyway, every time the cook’s cat vomits, another German tourist is served this delicacy:

We should all eat more watermelon

July 28th, 2010

You can leave your hat on

July 28th, 2010

…but please check your baby at the door

Baby Keeper

Epic toy fail

July 27th, 2010

Marvel Shape Shifters action figures

The Punisher

[..]there once existed an action figure version of the Punisher sporting a rocket launcher for a male sex organ, not unlike Sex Machine in “From Dusk Till Dawn,” except Frank’s gun is significantly more powerful and huge.

Mike Mozart’s reviews crack me up

Yum

July 27th, 2010

Zombie Jerky in Teryucki flavor

Unlike other zombies that eat brains, our zombies are fed only the best farm-raised produce.

Brought to you by the makers of Blood Energy Potion

What will they think of next?

July 26th, 2010

Slot Machine iPhone Dock: Proportionally Less Depressing Than Real Thing

[..] suffer your crippling gambling addiction in the comfort of your own home

How romantic

July 25th, 2010

Woman Gives USB Wedding Ring to Her Geeky Fiancé

The gold ring isn’t actually a functional USB drive, but its design is reminiscent of one. The interior is engraved with the words, “For a lifetime of memories,” an allusion to the USB’s storage capabilities.