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Archive for October, 2003

Let’s do it like they do on the Discovery channel

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

We decided to marry after we both lost weight on the Atkins diet.

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That’s not a real gun - THIS is a real gun!

Sunday, October 19th, 2003

Greensboro News & Record, October 17, 2003 

GREENSBORO - Ron Simpson knows guns -and instantly knew the one in front of him Wednesday night was a phony.

Sure, the gun in the hands of the would-be robber at Action Video at 1058 Alamance Church Road had the look of a 9 mm, but Simpson, the manager, said he was “95 percent sure” the muzzle was too small to project a bullet.

“That is not a real gun,” Simpson told the robber. “This is a real gun,” he said, pulling a .25-caliber derringer from his front-right jeans pocket.

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