to own the Japanese Paris Hilton doll:

seen on Gallery of the Absurd

There is a recent report about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too big.
10% of women think their ass is too little.
The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

seen on alexking.org

…when you’re done laughing, that is.

How Pregnancy Happens - brought to you by the Planned Parenthood Federation of America. Seriously.

Watch it grow!

Watch it explode later.

Santa’s Redneck Restroom

A finely detailed 10″plastic outhouse that shakes, rattles and rolls as the occupant (aka Bubba Claus) lets out any one of 10 “toots”‘ and funny “outhouse” phrases, including:

No wonder everybody hates fruitcake!

Do you smell what I smell?

Time to unload Santa’s bag!

Charming.

…may be hazardous to your health - unless you enjoy being attacked by microwaves.

French kiss puts Japanese in ooh la la land

RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops.

triggur.org/robodump

No further comment necessary.

Thanks for this gem, Alex, you know what I like!

Once again proof that the internet is a strange, strange place.

Cats that look like Hitler

Lars and Olaf are happy to s(h)it on boring papers

My sister Carola is, as of today,

Dr. Carola Viehöver!

Congratulations! SHC, ich bin so stolz auf dich