Penis theft panic hits city..

Church billboard in New Zealand

And this one claims to donate 20 grams of rice for each word you get right.

www.freerice.com

which is why I totally love it!

By the same guy who created the Kitty Cat Dance,

would a book like this be published (no joke):

A must-have for any mother with young children considering undergoing plastic surgery.

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy’s surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.

I simply must have the Disinfecting UV Scanner

Protect your family from colds, flu, and germs such as E. coli. Portable scanner instantly disinfects doorknobs, faucets, computer keyboards and mouse, phones. Just wave it over the item-kills 99.9% of germs in seconds. Great for travel and everyday use. Uses 4 AAA batteries (not included). Folds to just 4 1/2″ long to fit in included carry pouch.

I’m a bit worried about the remaining 0.1%, though.

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Hopping & Yodelling Lederhosen

Just press the button on the 4″ long, plastic knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel.