My brother, a knife connaisseur and collector, and I spotted this monster at a knife shop in Brussels:

The Giant Swiss Army Knife

It weighs nearly 1 kilo and has just about every tool you could possibly need. Only it’s too damned unwieldy to actually use any of them. That’s okay, the store owner told us, it’s a collector’s item and for display purpose only. WTF’s the point then?

Find out more (useless stuff) about yourself:

Birthday Calculator

Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion

Great, I’m allergic to walnuts…

and go batshit crazy while looking at the background.

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For the wages of sin is death;
but the gift of God is eternal life
through Jesus Christ our Lord.
-Romans 6:23

Bullet Proof Baby

I find the “Product Test” particularly disturbing.

But sadly, it isn’t.

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