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Man Dies in Tragic Thanksgiving Accident

CHICAGO HEIGHTS– A man accidentally shot himself in the head Thursday afternoon in front of others during a Thanksgiving Day family gathering

William Agee, 30, of Buena Vista Ave., was pronounced dead at St. James Hospital and Health Centers in Chicago Heights at 5 p.m., the Cook County Medical Examiner’ aid.

The incident happened at 1661 School St. in Chicago Heights at 4:35 p.m., according to Chicago Heights Police Lt. Michael Romano.

“He thought the safety was on, put the gun to his head, squeezed the trigger and that was that,” Romano said.

Romano said the incident happened in front of other people. An autopsy is scheduled.

“Tragic accident” - yeah, as in tragically f’ing stupid.

Source: WBBM 780

Jewellery made from human milk

The jewellery is made by boiling human milk mixed with vinegar. This causes the casein protein in the milk to harden into a plastic, which can then be painted and moulded into any shape. Their work, which they call “perle de lait” (milk pearl), is to go on display at an exhibition exploring the sharing of food between mother and child in September.

What’s next, “perle de la merde”?

View from my balcony - to the left

View from my balcony - to the right

With all that snow, I got into the Christmas spirit a little early and decided to get myself a funky little “Christmas tree”. Herr Mehlis always has the most wonderful creations.

and decorate my front door

Coming up soon: garish colored light strings on the balcony and around the windows! (maybe)

Why should woman have to strap themselves in, while men run around letting their man-boobs flop all over the place?

Men’s premium brassiere

Here’s the new (chav-) version

Unlike any Furby seen before, the more you play with it, the less it learns! In fact…it learns nothing!

All thanks to the new “S.C.U.M.” inside (Socially Crippled Underage Mother-board)

Incompatible with everything

No batteries needed, only white Lightning

Comes with “Free” car stereo

Especially because Second Life is so lame - I mean, you don’t even get to kill people there, what’s the point?

Virtual Divorce Cases Set To Soar

Thanks Richard for sending me this

(”Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?”)

What Dad probably doesn’t know: I have seriously said a similar line in bars many times.

Created by my favorite chef in Germany, Raffaele

Update: After my VERY favorite chef, Dave, complained

Subject: 4 overcooked shrimp and a bowl of scrambled eggs

Gets you favorite chef honors!!!???

Wtf?

I’m hurt …truly hurt

I have added the “in Germany” as, of course, Dave is still my favorite Chef in the world - yum, those soft shell crab thingies I’ll never forget!

Teddy bears - inside out