No joke.

Burger King’s body spray

Thanks, Fred

I couldn’t help myself and just bought this creation from the fabulously creative Herr Mehlis, the same man who created my Christmas arrangement

is it too late to tell you what I really, really want for Christmas this year?

This!

Bandai Gun O’Clock Alarm Clock

The concisely named Gun O’clock from Bandai is an alarm clock that can only be turned off with three successful “alarm kill” shots. So you will have to be awake and sober enough that your faculties you to quickly find your weapon and disable the intruding sound. Great for MI6 agents or others who prefer to sleep with a gun under their pillow.

Santa Claus as terrorist- paper toy

Source: Mau Design

Babymops
Found in: The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions

Make your children work for their keep.

After the birth of a child there’s always the temptation to say “Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?” Until recently the answer was simply “lie there and cry,” but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born. Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning.

You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they’ll be doing it all by themselves.There’s no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway: crawling. But with Baby Mops he’s also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.

Urinal Sculptures

How To Get Busted In One Easy Download
Cops: Suspects printed out armed robbery blueprint from Internet

DECEMBER 12–After a trio of Ohio women was busted earlier this week following a botched robbery attempt, cops searched the group’s getaway car and discovered printed instructions downloaded from the Internet that detailed “How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps.”

Source: The Smoking Gun

Here are the original instructions: How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps