and use this cool gadget

Big Boy BBQ grill spit

What more do you need?

Universal Remote Control With Bottle Opener

Even Ben Folds does it!

Thanks, Gerald!

Man assaulted female police officer with penis

What I want to know is: How short must the police woman have been?

Thanks, Lynda!

(Reference for my foreign readers: Urban dictionary - Bitch slap)

So I thought I’d see what the hype is all about. Clicked my way through about 3 giggling girls, 6 bored dorks and 80 weirdos jerking off. Yawn.

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‘Pubic’ Enemy Megan Barnes Caused Keys Crash by Shaving Bikini Line While Driving

Reblogged from The Huffington Post

Thanks for sending me this one, Fred!

Reblogged from The High Definite