…it would’ve looked like this:
Day 1
Rain.Day 2
Rain.Day 3
Rain.Day 4
Rain.Day 5
Rain.Day 6
So I was loading up the last of the animals last week when I walk past my neighbor Roger, the Molech-worshipper. He looks up and says “Hey, looks like rain.”
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Sports?
Don’t really know what this site is about (well, I sort of do, I mean, it’s obvious) - but I like the name of it:
MyLameSex.com - God is pro sex!
Yeah, but pro sex with whom?
I think we’ve all heard or used one of these excuses before…
Marvel Shape Shifters action figures
[..]there once existed an action figure version of the Punisher sporting a rocket launcher for a male sex organ, not unlike Sex Machine in “From Dusk Till Dawn,” except Frank’s gun is significantly more powerful and huge.
Mike Mozart’s reviews crack me up
Zombie Jerky in Teryucki flavor
Unlike other zombies that eat brains, our zombies are fed only the best farm-raised produce.
Brought to you by the makers of Blood Energy Potion
Slot Machine iPhone Dock: Proportionally Less Depressing Than Real Thing
[..] suffer your crippling gambling addiction in the comfort of your own home
Woman Gives USB Wedding Ring to Her Geeky Fiancé
The gold ring isn’t actually a functional USB drive, but its design is reminiscent of one. The interior is engraved with the words, “For a lifetime of memories,” an allusion to the USB’s storage capabilities.
