Is it safe?

Don’t be unprepared when disaster strikes! www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk has all the information you need.

If a bomb goes off outside your building, stay inside (away from windows, lifts and outer doors) in case there is a second bomb in the area. Because one bomb just isn’t enough nowadays, darling, all the proper terrorists use two.

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