A drug dealer named The Spider is wondering why his Jesus Christ still hasn’t appeared in Dallas.

Drug dealer’s wait for Jesus denied by federal agents

Church billboard in New Zealand

even in a bag of Cheetos

Behold! It’s the Jesus that Britney Spears prays to.

Seen on Jesus of the Week

Let Dr. Ed van Pelt (say that without laughing) help you.

christvertising.com

but still funny:

Seen on Judaism.com

Plush Plagues Bag
Includes all 10 plagues!

Ages 3 & up Keeps the kids entertained during Passover. This plush yellow plagues bag contains representations for all of the plagues (not necessarily in the correct order):

* A spooky eyed drop of blood
* A Frog for frogs—of course
* A Giant Lice for lice.
* Cow for cattle disease
* Black Locust for locusts
* A white satin lump of hail
* A black cube of darkness
* An icky boil on a piece of flesh!
* A snarling lion’s head for wild beasts
* and last of all a very sad head - for death of the first born.
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The frog, lice, cow and locust wriggle and roll their eyes, quiver, buzz and move when you pull their string and are apx 4.5″ long.

I just peed in my pants laughing:

Cavalcade of Bad Nativities

I just feel like Mary and Joseph are a bit overdressed for stable life. And where are they going to plug in their techno fiber optic collars?

The baby just looks distressed by it all. Or maybe he just figured out that breastfeeding in that outfit is going to be really, really complicated.

The Lookin’ good for Jesus kit

“Redeems you in his eyes and takes the edge off sinning. Our glorious kit contains a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact.”

You might also want to try the Believe in God instantly breath spray

but I’m afraid it isn’t…

Here are some choice videos, check ‘em out:

Argument against evolution - those nursing home outings at the video lab are always such a laugh

The atheist - “Hold this, Kirk”… ha, don’t you wish, I’ve never seen someone have so much fun with a banana.

Jesus Saves bank

while I’m at it, nice bumper sticker here: