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Archive for the ‘Blasphemy’ Category

Weekly blasphemy

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Jesus Dress Up Fridge Magnets

There’s a Christmas edition, too! I’m just waiting for the Easter edition - I think JC would look great with bunny ears.

Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2

Thursday, March 24th, 2005
Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you’d rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you’ll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Have a good time with Jesus

Wednesday, March 26th, 2003

Who needs catholic guilt?