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Is My Husband GAY?

Some of my favorites:

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports (That’s me! I must be gay!)

6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

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Sports?

Don’t really know what this site is about (well, I sort of do, I mean, it’s obvious) - but I like the name of it:

MyLameSex.com - God is pro sex!

Yeah, but pro sex with whom?

I think we’ve all heard or used one of these excuses before…

(But not until they’d finished mopping the floor)

Jesus rode a dinosaur.

Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?
Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn’t call them “dinosaurs” back then, but instead they were known as “leviathans” or “behemoths”.
But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?
Of course not, son.
Then how old are they?
Well, let’s see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve’s family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That’s simple logic, son.
Oh. So that means they were on Noah’s Ark?
Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.
Huh. So how come scientists say they’re older than that? and died way before Jesus?
Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don’t have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!
No I’m serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
That’s sad. But I thought scientists were smart?
Sure, but they don’t know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don’t want to be a scientist!
Ha! That’s ok, son. It’s better to be right, than smart. C’mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?
Yeah!

Source:
Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book!

More proof of Jesus’ special relationship with dinosaurs:

Proof that Jesus does believe in dinosaurs - and that dinosaurs believe in Him!

Either that or we are looking at the sheep version of one of those expensive hairless cats for allergic kids and eccentrics.

Source: Jesus of the Week

Just what we need: GodBlock! Because really, porn, racism and general rightwing batshit aren’t the real filth of the Internet, are they.

GodBlock is a web filter that blocks religious content. It is targeted at parents and schools who wish to protect their kids from the often violent, sexual, and psychologically harmful material in many holy texts, and from being indoctrinated into any religion before they are of the age to make such decisions. When installed properly, GodBlock will test each page that your child visits before it is loaded, looking for passages from holy texts, names of religious figures, and other signs of religious propaganda. If none are found, then your child is allowed to browse freely.

The “names of religious figures” feature should be fun. Let’s see, that would mean that any site mentioning Aaron, Abraham, Andrew, Anthony, Benjamin, Christopher, David, Daniel, Elija, Elizabeth, Eve, Francis, etc. (we can take this all the way to Zachary) would be blocked?

The Jesus Chair

(Pardon my French, Mom)

Should be titled: Rant of the Day

So here’s some douchebag named Adam Hood (I had no idea who he was until now - apparently some *cough* singer) telling us he is a “converted gay man”. While sounding and acting faggier than a handbag full of sparkly rainbows and wearing a scarf with shiny gold threads. Um…ookay…

Here’s what I don’t get. Well, there are many things I don’t get. But anyhow. Christians believe that God created the human body, and generally just about everything. Homosexuals enjoy sex with a same-sex partner. So if God created their bodies, isn’t he logically responsible for this enjoyment? Why would God make something enjoyable that he is against?