What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood
(you’ll notice them by the huge black triangles they wear on their sleeve)
tell a parent or pastor right away!
That is, if the parent isn’t busy drunk-beating their wife and the pastor isn’t busy molesting an altar boy. But hey, at least they’re Christians!
USA - Slovenia 2:2, not bad at all.
and go batshit crazy while looking at the background.
For the wages of sin is death;
but the gift of God is eternal life
through Jesus Christ our Lord.
-Romans 6:23
Dig the dance moves - I think the guy in the middle wasn’t even born yet when that shit was considered cool.
Found this gem on dlisted
“[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she’s just trying to save the planet,” Bachmann said. “We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet — we didn’t need Nancy Pelosi to do that.”
Planet’s been saved already, Bachmann says
I guess that means I can go out and buy some CFC hairspray now.
A drug dealer named The Spider is wondering why his Jesus Christ still hasn’t appeared in Dallas.
Let Dr. Ed van Pelt (say that without laughing) help you.
but still funny:
Seen on Judaism.com
Plush Plagues Bag
Includes all 10 plagues!Ages 3 & up Keeps the kids entertained during Passover. This plush yellow plagues bag contains representations for all of the plagues (not necessarily in the correct order):
* A spooky eyed drop of blood
* A Frog for frogs—of course
* A Giant Lice for lice.
* Cow for cattle disease
* Black Locust for locusts
* A white satin lump of hail
* A black cube of darkness
* An icky boil on a piece of flesh!
* A snarling lion’s head for wild beasts
* and last of all a very sad head - for death of the first born.
*The frog, lice, cow and locust wriggle and roll their eyes, quiver, buzz and move when you pull their string and are apx 4.5″ long.
