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Archive for the ‘Idiots’ Category

“Obviously the system did not work the way it was supposed to”

Friday, July 1st, 2011

No, obviously, the system is fucked.

A lovely (smelling like a rose, obviously) Nigerian man not only managed to pass through all the security, but also board the business class section with an expired boarding pass that had sombody else’s name on it. Do we need any more proof that TSA agents are obviously the lowest common denominator in the IQ pool of life?


Another tear in the airport security net

Because terrorists tend to be 95 and in a wheelchair

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

I know you’ve missed my TSA rants, so here I go again…

A 95-year-old woman suffering from leukemia wants to take a flight to return to her native town to die. And the oh so sensitive TSA assholesgents make her remove her soiled diaper.

Elderly woman has to remove diaper for pat-down

Weber said the agents would not allow her to remove the diaper in the screening room — so she had to take her mother to a restroom outside the security area, and then wait in line to be screened again.

Because with a terminal illness, you have so much time to wait, right?

Could the next presidential candidate please promise to STOP THIS MADNESS? I’ll vote for you, even if you’re Republican!

People whose biggest worry is being banned from Walmart

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

…really should be banned from society in general.

Banned for Life

April’s husband says he’s worried that Walmart might try to ban him, too.

Watch the video clip at the bottom of the article. I was expecting April to be one of the usual choice creature found at People of Walmart.

But look at the car she’s driving, that thing can’t be cheap. Ya think you could save a bit on the car and shop at a store that doesn’t seem like God scraped his giant griddle and all the greasy crap that fell off took human life form?

The couple shops at Walmart almost every day. They even have a special coupon book they use.

You know what, guys, being banned from Walmart for life is probably the least of your problems. Get some professional help!

WHAT. THE. F***?

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Yeah, this is so going to help the United States. Hey terrorists, you know the date and place!

Another contender for the Darwin Award

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Security guard tries to remove wart from finger with a shotgun

What I dream of at night

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

Christian Men Who Love Skinny-dipping - Gymnos Aquatic Saints (or, sexily abbreviated - GAS guys)

Are you a Christian man who enjoys swimming naked with your buds, but is afraid to admit it because you might be tagged as a homosexual or might think you are sinning? If so, this website is for you.

Gross

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world’s fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting

‘I love eating and people love watching me eat,’ she said. ‘It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.’

Um, you are harming your children, because you are already handicapped now and won’t be alive for much longer. Must be really fun when your kids can’t do most things other children can do with their moms because theirs is too damned fat to get her ass out of the (plus-sized) La-Z-Boy.

‘Christmas should give you carte blanche to do whatever you want.’

Does that include calling Greenpeace to tell them there’s a stranded whale that needs to be thrown back into the ocean?

Yes, we are a Christian nation

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

so God help us

Beautiful Christmas tree that we are sure all patriots will love! Celebrate Christmas American style by showing that Americans do love Jesus and YES, we are a Christian nation! It’s not just a tree, it’s a movement! Cultivate a new tradition, display all year long for all to see as a symbol and reminder of our Christian nation heritage! 7 1/2 ft. fir style branches, clear cross illuminated from within with white color lighting and red, white and blue color branches. Branches and cross made from high quality pvc.

CHRIST-mas Trees

Just so you know (Caution: TSA again)

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

TSA Gone Wild
Via: Criminal Justice Degree

Click HERE for larger image

WTF?

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

There are some really sick fucks on this planet.

Birth or Not

You can vote and choose whether we abort or keep our unborn child. For the first time, your vote on the topic of abortion can make a difference.

Imagine when their child is old enough to surf the net and finds out about this website. I hope they have a good child psychologist.