Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child

The retired electrician faces charges of incest, abduction and imprisonment and could serve 15 years in jail if convicted.

So this is what Satan looks like in a weenie wrapper.

would a book like this be published (no joke):

A must-have for any mother with young children considering undergoing plastic surgery.

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy’s surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.

Let Dr. Ed van Pelt (say that without laughing) help you.

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Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister With Fake Leg In Trailer

In case you’re wondering what the hell Captain Fruitcake is talking about: Tom Cruise Scientology-Video Glossary: What Is He Talking About?

More reasons why Tom Cruise is crazier than a sack of weazels

I’m sure these people had the best intentions when they chose their domain names.

What’s in a name?

I particularly like the “Therapist Finder”…

Rosie O’Donnell expressing her point of view (on a show called The View, gee) seems to have “shocked” one person, Ethan Czahor (pronounced “crackzey-whore”), enough to create a website called stoprosie.com.

Ethan, the unemployed college student / wannabe actor who still lives with mommy and daddy obviously thinks this might be a good way to get publicity when his intelligence and talent simply won’t. But then, does anybody still remember Cato Calin? Thought so.

Tom Cruise was unworthy enough to have his own page on my site, and at least he’s starred in a few movies. What the hell is Ethan Czahor’s excuse? I don’t know. Maybe I’m just becoming pissed off at media whores. Or maybe I’m a Rosie O’Donnell fan. Who cares - here’s my new page: Ethan Czahor the Media Whore

Enjoy.

And should you have any “Bend over Ethan, you horny bitch”-videos (I’m sure they’re out there), please do send them to me.

Reprinted here with kind permission of Heather Wokusch.

Factors linked with mental illness (including poverty, homelessness, violence and social uncertainty) have run rampant during the Bush years while psychological treatment options have disappeared.

Nowhere has this trend been more prevalent – and more heartbreaking - than with Katrina survivors and veterans of Bush’s wars.

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Published on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 by The Nation
November Surprise?
Why Hasn’t Mainstream Media Connected the Dots Between Saddam’s Judgment Day and the Midterm Elections?

by Tom Engelhardt

The US-backed special tribunal in Baghdad signalled Monday that it will likely delay a verdict in the first trial of Saddam Hussein to November 5. Why hasn’t the mainstream media connected the dots between the Saddam’s judgment day and the midterm elections? (more…)