Marvel of American politics, Sarah Palin, never fails to deliver.
Glenn Beck’s radio show yesterday:
CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea? […]
PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty –
CO-HOST: South Korean.
PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we’re also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes.
History 101? FAIL.
Audio:
So deal with it until I find something funnier, please
11 Unusual Security Measures Employed By the TSA
Last month, terrorists were caught putting explosive-filled ink cartridges on a UPS plane headed from Yemen to Chicago… so now ink cartridges are banned. I can go in two directions here: (1) Talk about how reactionary security measures (like this one, the liquid one, the shoes one, etc.) are ineffective and play the lead role in Security Theater, doing nothing to prevent future attempts or (2) Make a dumb joke. Let’s go with option 2.
Nice spoof of the neverending TSA madness
…”blessed be the name of the Lord.” Job 1: 20-21 (KJV)
And blessed be fuckwit Christians who forget their baby for three (!) hours in the car while they attend mass at church. Because they sure as hell need it.
Girl left in car at church dies
Sad, incomprehensible and disgusting.
What do you want to bet this man is one of those self-righteous Republicans who are against homosexuals adopting children, etc.
We are burning Satan’s bibles like the NIV, RSV, NLT, HCSB, CEV, NCV, NIRV, TNIV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, ESV, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT (Jehovah Witness Bible), Amplified Bible, God’s Word Translation, 21st Century King James, Young’s Literal Translation, Reina-Valera 1960, Darby, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, Book of Mormons, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, Quran (Koran), Bible in Rhyme, Boomer Bible, and ect. As well as Greek New Testaments by Westcott & Hort, Metzger, Scrivener, Berry, Ginsburg, and Green. Also Herbrew-English Dictionaries by Brown, Driver, and Briggs. Also Greek-English Lexicons by Moulton, Thayer, Danker, and Liddell.
These are perversions of God’s Word the King James Bible.
We will also be burning Satan’s music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.
We will also be burning Satan’s popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort, Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels , James White, Kay Arthur, Charles Stanley, Pat Roberson, RC Sproul, Mary Baker Edddy, Josh McDowell, Sean McDowell, Britt Merrick, Max Lucado, Randy Alcorn, John Ortberg, Michael W. Smith, John David Clark Sr., Eckhart Tolle, Joni Eareckson Tada, Sarah Young, Stormie Omartian, Joseph Maxwell, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren, James White, Dave Ramsey, Alister McGrath, Ron Hill, Denver Moore, Mary Beth Chapman, Steven Curtis Cahpman, E Stanley Jones, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham, and many more.
Really, there should be a law against closed ward patients using the internet.
Neo-Nazi Couple Find Out They’re Jewish
“I’m not saying that I don’t have regrets but it’s not something that I walk around and lash myself over… I feel sorry for those that I beat up,” Pawel said. “But I don’t hold a grudge against myself.”
There are two words to describe people like this: Fucking. Idiot.
Student claims nose stud is religious symbol
JOHNSTON COUNTY (WTVD) — A fight over religious freedom is brewing in the Johnston County school system. A student at Clayton High School says she’s practicing her faith by wearing a nose stud.
But that goes against school policy and she’s been suspended.
Freshman Ariana Iacono told ABC11 she belongs to the Church of Body Modification.
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“I was abused for years when I was younger, and I have really low self esteem, and it kind of helps me look at myself in a better way,” Ariana explained.
Shouldn’t someone of her generation realize that, when she’s looking for a job in a few years, this will be found by any potential employer? Idiot.
Ohio councilman Phil Davison’s speech is (unintentionally) fucking hilarious.
I wonder what college gave him that “masters degree in communication”…
