But this?
The cuddly toys Pee & Poo are now available in a dou pack - together for ever.
Thanks, Chipp Jones (check out his stand-up comedy if you’re in the D.C. area), for pointing this out to me on Facebook!
…on the WTF-You’ve-Got-To-Be-Kidding channel?
Where’s the rest of Mickey Mouse’s body?
A Hug-E-Gram lets you give your hug to someone when you can’t be there! It is the hug that lasts. You will understand how very special the moment can be as the love and sentiment from you comes through. The Hug-E-Gram is available in 3 different colors (Black, Red or Salmon).
A salmon Hug-E-Gram. Sounds nasty.
Thanks, Alex!
Here’s an interesting (or not) site I found in a side-ad on Facebook today: facestamp.com.
It’s all in German but you’ll be able to figure it out - you upload a photo of yourself, and they create a stamp. Of your face. So you can stamp your face all over the place. What’s the point?
Do you think they could have found a less attractive kid to use as an example? Neither do I.
(Sorry, Mom, I’m sure you were telling the truth when you said it was dead and “went to goldfish heaven”)
I might have been able to teach Molly a few tricks with this kit:
is it too late to tell you what I really, really want for Christmas this year?
This!
Bandai Gun O’Clock Alarm Clock
The concisely named Gun O’clock from Bandai is an alarm clock that can only be turned off with three successful “alarm kill” shots. So you will have to be awake and sober enough that your faculties you to quickly find your weapon and disable the intruding sound. Great for MI6 agents or others who prefer to sleep with a gun under their pillow.
Babymops
Found in: The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions
Make your children work for their keep.
After the birth of a child there’s always the temptation to say “Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?” Until recently the answer was simply “lie there and cry,” but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born. Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning.
You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they’ll be doing it all by themselves.There’s no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway: crawling. But with Baby Mops he’s also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.
