This Miracle Pendant, for only $19.98 (!) holds “miracle water from Lourdes, miracle water from the River Jordan, sacred earth from Fatima and hallowed earth from Bethlehem!” Truly miraculous things will happen to you when you wear it. To Wallmart. Or wherever you shop if you believe in this sort of crap.
For obsessive chopping + dicing! If you are one of those folks for whom things must be “just so”, then this cutting board is for you!
Our OCD Chef Cutting Board, a 9″ x 12″ cutting board made of strong, long-wearing beechwood, spells out the most precise measurements in exacting detail. So, don’t worry…it’s OK to go a little overboard.
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Drunken NES - a breathalyzer video game
Players control the game by breathing into a breathalyzer - the higher your level of intoxication, the higher you score!
It’s the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you’ve found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you’ll get a raise!) The laughs are endless!
Yeah, hilarious.
Via Prankplace.com
While I’m guessing that there are probably ways of positioning the straw on this Buzz Lightyear sippycup such that it doesn’t look like Buzz has an enormous, mutant green bendy-straw boner for your child to wrap her/his lips around, it seems inevitable that a sippycup capable of being configured this would inevitably end up so configured.
Really, Toy Designer? Really?
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At $770 a bottle, BrewDog’s “The End of History” is the most expensive beer ever made. It’s 55 percent alcohol, and if that’s not enough of a kick, each bottle is sold in a preserved animal’s hide.
This blond Belgian ale is infused with nettles from the Scottish Highlands and Fresh juniper berries. Only 12 bottles have been made and each comes with its own certificate and is presented in a stuffed stoat or grey squirrel. The striking packaging was created by a very talented taxidermist and all the animals used were road kill. This release is a limited run of 11 bottles, 7 stoats and 4 grey squirrels. Each ones comes with its own certificate of authenticity.
