or shitty weather into music:

Rain Drum Makes You Hope For Rain

try this great stationery

Stationery of Horror

Honda U3-X Personal Mobility Device

and use this cool gadget

Big Boy BBQ grill spit

What more do you need?

Universal Remote Control With Bottle Opener

But this?

Pee & Poo

The cuddly toys Pee & Poo are now available in a dou pack - together for ever.

Thanks, Chipp Jones (check out his stand-up comedy if you’re in the D.C. area), for pointing this out to me on Facebook!

…on the WTF-You’ve-Got-To-Be-Kidding channel?

Hug-E-Gram

Where’s the rest of Mickey Mouse’s body?

A Hug-E-Gram lets you give your hug to someone when you can’t be there! It is the hug that lasts. You will understand how very special the moment can be as the love and sentiment from you comes through. The Hug-E-Gram is available in 3 different colors (Black, Red or Salmon).

A salmon Hug-E-Gram. Sounds nasty.

The iSnort

Thanks, Alex!

Here’s an interesting (or not) site I found in a side-ad on Facebook today: facestamp.com.
It’s all in German but you’ll be able to figure it out - you upload a photo of yourself, and they create a stamp. Of your face. So you can stamp your face all over the place. What’s the point?

Do you think they could have found a less attractive kid to use as an example? Neither do I.

(Sorry, Mom, I’m sure you were telling the truth when you said it was dead and “went to goldfish heaven”)

I might have been able to teach Molly a few tricks with this kit:

The R2 Fish School