by taking a dump on Santa

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

with these cool pillows! Very romantic.

Pop Pillows - Dead Tired

Forget about babies, this is much cooler:

Duster Slippers for Cats

With these dust-dislodging foot socks, cats can play their part in easing the pressure of domestic chores. Lazy cats are of course much less productive than excitable ones, but this problem may be overcome if you introduce a dog into the house.

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for that girl you’ve been out with twice… or your sister-in-law?

Possum Fur Nipple Warmers

Possum fur is a highly durable natural fibre and, if properly cared for, will last a lifetime.

She can look forward to having the best dressed nipples at the nursing home!

Oops Design Awards

OOPS DESIGN AWARD [..] is first not honourable award in the world [..] highlighted the ugliest, silliest and most useless products completed and manufactured.

My favorites:

Lamp-dog, designed by Fiona Jean Thomson

Chair ONE, designed by Charlotte Kingsnorth

XXL chair, designed by Janneke Hooymans & Frank Tjepkema

Chair and Table Squirrel Feeder

Feed squirrels with the Chair and Table Squirrel Feeder. Place an era of corn on the table and watch the squirrels sit on the chair for a nice meal.

for this to be invented:

The E-TOMB - Tweet and Like Me Even When I’m Dead!

It’s the kinda tombstone with Bluetooth and solar panels and stores your logs; friends and family can come over and access your virtual life from it and keep each other updated with anecdotes about you by uploading their stories to the tombstone.

B-25 Bomber Airplane Desk

This limited edition desk is sleek in design and rich in aviation history. The aluminum frame, once covered in cloth, is exposed to reveal design details of the elevators and rudders used to form this fine piece of executive furniture. The desk surface is ½” tempered glass with wooden legs that can be stained or clear coated as you prefer. Leave the surface clear powder coated as pictured or choose from a variety of powder coatings in several striking colors.

But please replace the dog with a cat

More very cool stuff at Jake’s Chop Shop

If you can’t afford Dr. Snip