Dr. Snip will give you a goody when he’s done with you

Dr. Hajnal Kiprov’s business card leaves no doubt about what she does for a living…

The business card has two holes covered with rubber so you can have a look at what impact her surgery could have.

Another cool business card

I love these panties

Available at Jinx

Featuring the new smash hit, “This Recorder Ain’t All That Fits in My Mouth.”

Via Comedy Central

Cigarette plushie

He’s sad cause he’s a carcinogen!

Brought to you by the makers of the Bloodied Ax

Business cards made of meat

The cashmere collection that’s top for bottoms

With these fabulous Foot Undies

Be a very well rested, ridiculous looking douchebag, all for the low price of $ 14.99!

The Snazzy Napper

I don’t know what to say about this strange product. Just that it doesn’t surprise me that it’s made in Japan.

Maid Lap Pillow - Kneeling maid cushion

After a long, hard day at the office, you deserve to rest your head on a woman’s soft lap…but what if you don’t have one to come home to? No worries, because now you can have the Maid Lap Pillow, a delightfully soft cushion in the shape of a kneeling maid’s lower body.