Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

especially when you’re showing your love for Christ with this gorgeous gem:

Cartoon Jesus Piece Custom Bling Bling Chain

and I want one of these:

The Novelquest Emperor 1510 - a highly stylish and efficient computer workstation for the home of office

Not sure about the Canadian steel frame, though.

Thanks, Alex!

Deep-fried beer invented in Texas

I knew that I wanted to be a journalist when I grew up. Well, that didn’t happen, and now I finally know why - I wasn’t about to wear a “posh pink suit”.

Barbie® I Can Be…™ News Anchor Doll

Wearing a posh pink suit with black accents and carrying a B News folder, camera and microphone, this savvy journalist reports up-to-the-minute news in signature Barbie® style.

What the hell is a “B News folder”? I’d want to report “A News”, anyway.

Fresh balls

And of course there’s a T-shirt to let people know about it. No, it does not say “TMI”.

This Shit works. Mowed the lawn, played 9 holes of golfon a hot day and no ”Onion” sack! WIFE APPROVED

- Rich, Buffalo, New York

Pee Without Noise Stool

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim.

Much worse than splashing the seat, the lid, the floor…

Enter the Pee Without Noise stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!

Yeah, something men totally care about. Since… when?

Buy this product to guarantee sparkling piss fairies watching you while you “save your dignity”, woohoo!

Beauty Bottom butt shaping cushion

Say “sayonara” to secretary spread, the Beauty Bottom Cushion from Cogit promises to maintain and encourage a shapely bum while you work. Sound too good to be true? This chair cushion works by guaranteeing correct posture, properly aligning your pelvis and spine, which in turn ensures that your bottom muscles become, and stay, taut enough to bounce a 100 yen coin off of.

I really like this “toaster”:

Seen HERE

Designer Yeongwoo Kim has created an “Eco-Urinal”.

To save water, Eco Urinal is designed to use the water that was used for washing hands to flush the urine. By this process, we don’t have to use water twice after using the urinal.
Moreover, it reduces the establishment expenses by optimizing the materials. Upper space of this urinal is made with glass, and it helps to secure a clear view for users. It also promotes people to keep their sanitation because people need to wash their hands to flush the urine after use.

Isn’t that the same thing as if you just peed into the sink and then washed your hands?

Picture source: treehugger.com