You can use these Scenes From A Redneck Christmas as your guide

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It appears more likely than not that Mr. Tisdale was able to breach airport security and hide in the wheel well of a commercial jet airliner without being detected by airport security.

Body Fell From Plane, Authorities Say

Church Protects Manger with GPS Jesus

Star Wars Snowflakes

Scary!

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One of the lovely features:

The White Woman’s Perspective -

The White Women’s Perspective brings news and views of interest to white women. No topic is too tough or is left out. Your host for the program is Rachel Pendergraft. She believes it is a white woman’s duty to stand up for her birthright as a daughter of Jesus Christ. For too long proud white women have been left out of the discussion by liberals who want to denounce traditional values and by conservatives who won’t touch the race issue. The White Nationalist Movement gives a voice to women everywhere!

Hello? I’m white and female, and your “perspective” is anything but mine. And you are getting “birthright” confused with “privilege”, you stupid ho.

Colored BACON!

Ever had trouble getting your kids to eat their meat? Well, we can just about guarantee that the kiddies won’t turn down a rainbow of sweet, sweet bacon.

Hey, if the “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” says it’s so, then it’s so!

to give psych wards across America free ticket to her show…

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