Archive for the ‘You've gotta be kidding’ Category
It doesn’t get much worse than this
Friday, October 21st, 2011
Filed under the category “there’s a website for everything”
Friday, October 14th, 2011Because terrorists tend to be 95 and in a wheelchair
Thursday, June 30th, 2011I know you’ve missed my TSA rants, so here I go again…
A 95-year-old woman suffering from leukemia wants to take a flight to return to her native town to die. And the oh so sensitive TSA assholesgents make her remove her soiled diaper.
Elderly woman has to remove diaper for pat-down
Weber said the agents would not allow her to remove the diaper in the screening room — so she had to take her mother to a restroom outside the security area, and then wait in line to be screened again.
Because with a terminal illness, you have so much time to wait, right?
Could the next presidential candidate please promise to STOP THIS MADNESS? I’ll vote for you, even if you’re Republican!
WHAT. THE. F***?
Wednesday, June 29th, 2011Yeah, this is so going to help the United States. Hey terrorists, you know the date and place!
WTF?
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010There are some really sick fucks on this planet.
You can vote and choose whether we abort or keep our unborn child. For the first time, your vote on the topic of abortion can make a difference.
Imagine when their child is old enough to surf the net and finds out about this website. I hope they have a good child psychologist.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010especially when you’re showing your love for Christ with this gorgeous gem:
Cartoon Jesus Piece Custom Bling Bling Chain
This is hilarious
Friday, August 20th, 2010Brought to you by Christwire.org - Conservative values for an unsaved world
Some of my favorites:
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups 4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home 5) Gym membership but no interest in sports (That’s me! I must be gay!) 6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy” 9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia Read more HERE
Finally, I’ve found something about Islam that I agree with
Saturday, July 10th, 2010Body scanners will not be used at Dubai airports

Full-body scanners will not be used in Dubai airports as they “contradict Islam, and out of respect for the privacy of individuals and their personal freedom.”
As a frequent international traveler, I have been subjected to sexist, abusive, pervert behavior at airports many times before the idea of full body scanners even existed. I’m not saying that all airport security personnel are perv, but if you travel enough, you will encounter lots of it.
I remember too well, for example, walking through security at San Jose airport with nothing at all beeping. Once I got to the gate, I found out the flight whose passengers I was waiting for was delayed, so I walked back out. The next time I walked through security, there were two different (male) security guards. And funny enough, all of the sudden I made the scanner beep and they (with a grin) asked me to remove my belt, and was I wearing an underwire bra? Because if so, I should please remove that, too. Funny, it was the same scanner I’d walked through before, why had it not beeped then? The solution: The sensitivity of those beepy thingys is absolutely adjustable and consequently abused by sleazebags.
My most recent experience of “security abuse” was not even by a man. This was at the Cologne/Bonn airport. They act like they’re enforcing the “pull out a random passenger” or whatever rule, and pull you out to give you a “special” onceover. Well this includes you having to stand on a 2 foot high box. Where every other passenger can have a nice view of you being felt up. In my case, it was (no offense to lesbians, but it just didn’t seem right) a female pit-bull who not only grabbed my crotch (and I mean “ouch!” grabbed!) but also grabbed my boobs. Full frontal grab, no messing about. The male passengers looking on really seemed to be enjoying it. Absolutely humiliating. So if this is how it already is, I can only imagine the abuse that will go on when full body scanners are in use. I hope they have special wet wipes for all the sperm-stains that will be on the monitors.
More reasons against naked scanners:
Update: Just noteworthy: Right after I posted this, I had a visitor from Kuwait. Now I get visitors from all over the world (I have to say, the owner of Islamictube is still my favorite), but not usually from countries in which Islam is the majority religion of the people. Weird… I wonder if there are watchdogs that have some kind of “Islam”-Filter on their daily Google.
Salam aleikum!
أهلا صديقي
You’ve got to be fucking kidding
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010(Pardon my French, Mom)
Should be titled: Rant of the Day
So here’s some douchebag named Adam Hood (I had no idea who he was until now - apparently some *cough* singer) telling us he is a “converted gay man”. While sounding and acting faggier than a handbag full of sparkly rainbows and wearing a scarf with shiny gold threads. Um…ookay…
Here’s what I don’t get. Well, there are many things I don’t get. But anyhow. Christians believe that God created the human body, and generally just about everything. Homosexuals enjoy sex with a same-sex partner. So if God created their bodies, isn’t he logically responsible for this enjoyment? Why would God make something enjoyable that he is against?
