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Friday, August 20th, 2010

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Is My Husband GAY?

Some of my favorites:

  • 3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
  • 4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
  • 5) Gym membership but no interest in sports (That’s me! I must be gay!)
  • 6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”
  • 9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
  • Read more HERE

    Finally, I’ve found something about Islam that I agree with

    Saturday, July 10th, 2010

    Body scanners will not be used at Dubai airports

    Full-body scanners will not be used in Dubai airports as they “contradict Islam, and out of respect for the privacy of individuals and their personal freedom.”

    As a frequent international traveler, I have been subjected to sexist, abusive, pervert behavior at airports many times before the idea of full body scanners even existed. I’m not saying that all airport security personnel are perv, but if you travel enough, you will encounter lots of it.

    I remember too well, for example, walking through security at San Jose airport with nothing at all beeping. Once I got to the gate, I found out the flight whose passengers I was waiting for was delayed, so I walked back out. The next time I walked through security, there were two different (male) security guards. And funny enough, all of the sudden I made the scanner beep and they (with a grin) asked me to remove my belt, and was I wearing an underwire bra? Because if so, I should please remove that, too. Funny, it was the same scanner I’d walked through before, why had it not beeped then? The solution: The sensitivity of those beepy thingys is absolutely adjustable and consequently abused by sleazebags.

    My most recent experience of “security abuse” was not even by a man. This was at the Cologne/Bonn airport. They act like they’re enforcing the “pull out a random passenger” or whatever rule, and pull you out to give you a “special” onceover. Well this includes you having to stand on a 2 foot high box. Where every other passenger can have a nice view of you being felt up. In my case, it was (no offense to lesbians, but it just didn’t seem right) a female pit-bull who not only grabbed my crotch (and I mean “ouch!” grabbed!) but also grabbed my boobs. Full frontal grab, no messing about. The male passengers looking on really seemed to be enjoying it. Absolutely humiliating. So if this is how it already is, I can only imagine the abuse that will go on when full body scanners are in use. I hope they have special wet wipes for all the sperm-stains that will be on the monitors.

    More reasons against naked scanners:

  • Miami airport screener accused of attack after jeers at genitals
  • Naked airport scanner catches cellphone, misses bomb components
  • Airport worker given police warning for ‘misusing’ body scanner
  • New scanners break child porn laws
  • Update: Just noteworthy: Right after I posted this, I had a visitor from Kuwait. Now I get visitors from all over the world (I have to say, the owner of Islamictube is still my favorite), but not usually from countries in which Islam is the majority religion of the people. Weird… I wonder if there are watchdogs that have some kind of “Islam”-Filter on their daily Google.
    Salam aleikum!
    أهلا صديقي

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding

    Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

    (Pardon my French, Mom)

    Should be titled: Rant of the Day

    So here’s some douchebag named Adam Hood (I had no idea who he was until now - apparently some *cough* singer) telling us he is a “converted gay man”. While sounding and acting faggier than a handbag full of sparkly rainbows and wearing a scarf with shiny gold threads. Um…ookay…

    Here’s what I don’t get. Well, there are many things I don’t get. But anyhow. Christians believe that God created the human body, and generally just about everything. Homosexuals enjoy sex with a same-sex partner. So if God created their bodies, isn’t he logically responsible for this enjoyment? Why would God make something enjoyable that he is against?

    As seen on TV

    Monday, February 22nd, 2010

    …on the WTF-You’ve-Got-To-Be-Kidding channel?

    Hug-E-Gram

    Where’s the rest of Mickey Mouse’s body?

    A Hug-E-Gram lets you give your hug to someone when you can’t be there! It is the hug that lasts. You will understand how very special the moment can be as the love and sentiment from you comes through. The Hug-E-Gram is available in 3 different colors (Black, Red or Salmon).

    A salmon Hug-E-Gram. Sounds nasty.

    Reason # 2375 not to fly Turkish Airways

    Monday, April 6th, 2009

    Does this look like an “eggplant lasagne” to you?

    I think they’re serious

    Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

    …which makes it all the more funny (turn sound on):

    boys and girls - a short book about choosing if and when to have sex

    Do you have a question about sex? Ask Jill or Willy.

    Seriously. They couldn’t think of a better name than Willy?

    Update: They’ve changed the link - and the boy’s name. His name is now “Tam” - what kind of name is that? Sounds like an abbreviation for “Tamara”.

    I thought this was a joke

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    But sadly, it isn’t.

    Palin on foreign policy

    Christians making asses of themselves

    Thursday, September 18th, 2008

    The Renewed Mind Is the Key

    Dig the dance moves - I think the guy in the middle wasn’t even born yet when that shit was considered cool.

    Found this gem on dlisted

    Who knew?

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    Finally, the mystery has been solved.

    Tonya Harding shot John F. Kennedy

    Only in America

    Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

    would a book like this be published (no joke):

    A must-have for any mother with young children considering undergoing plastic surgery.

    Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy’s surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.