Hopping & Yodelling Lederhosen

Just press the button on the 4″ long, plastic knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel.

Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”

Read all about it on the Telegraph.co.uk

Let Dr. Ed van Pelt (say that without laughing) help you.

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Lolita love affair scandalises Italy

In case you’re wondering what the hell Captain Fruitcake is talking about: Tom Cruise Scientology-Video Glossary: What Is He Talking About?

More reasons why Tom Cruise is crazier than a sack of weazels

Joey’s Spanking Paddles

Calibrating your paddle:
Before applying paddle to a child you should determine the force of your swing.
There is only one way to measure effectively - swat yourself on the rump and adjust your swing appropriately.

I’m not sure what’s funnier - the idea of “calibrating” a wooden paddle or the idea of some loser smacking his own ass with it.

Suggested Punishment Guidelines

1 Swat	2 Swats	3 Swats	4 Swats	5 Swats
Disrespect	Cursing	Cheating Lying Direct Defiance	Stealing	Endangering someone’s safety. Taking Drugs. Smoking. Drinking.

Shit, that’s at least 13 swats a day for me!

After punishment is served: Give your child a hug and tell them that you love them!

And if your child replies with: “Gee thanks, you violent motherfucker!” you’ve got the perfect reason for giving them at least another 20 swats with Joey’s Spanking Paddle!

no fancy logo, but not less disturbing:

IslamicTube

but I’m afraid it isn’t…

Here are some choice videos, check ‘em out:

Argument against evolution - those nursing home outings at the video lab are always such a laugh

The atheist - “Hold this, Kirk”… ha, don’t you wish, I’ve never seen someone have so much fun with a banana.

Is That a Perfectly Legal, Anatomically Correct Condom Education Model, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Mean. Evil. Shocking.

See for yourself:

Rippin kitten