Lolita love affair scandalises Italy

In case you’re wondering what the hell Captain Fruitcake is talking about: Tom Cruise Scientology-Video Glossary: What Is He Talking About?

More reasons why Tom Cruise is crazier than a sack of weazels

Joey’s Spanking Paddles

Calibrating your paddle:
Before applying paddle to a child you should determine the force of your swing.
There is only one way to measure effectively - swat yourself on the rump and adjust your swing appropriately.

I’m not sure what’s funnier - the idea of “calibrating” a wooden paddle or the idea of some loser smacking his own ass with it.

Suggested Punishment Guidelines

1 Swat	2 Swats	3 Swats	4 Swats	5 Swats
Disrespect	Cursing	Cheating Lying Direct Defiance	Stealing	Endangering someone’s safety. Taking Drugs. Smoking. Drinking.

Shit, that’s at least 13 swats a day for me!

After punishment is served: Give your child a hug and tell them that you love them!

And if your child replies with: “Gee thanks, you violent motherfucker!” you’ve got the perfect reason for giving them at least another 20 swats with Joey’s Spanking Paddle!

no fancy logo, but not less disturbing:

IslamicTube

but I’m afraid it isn’t…

Here are some choice videos, check ‘em out:

Argument against evolution - those nursing home outings at the video lab are always such a laugh

The atheist - “Hold this, Kirk”… ha, don’t you wish, I’ve never seen someone have so much fun with a banana.

Is That a Perfectly Legal, Anatomically Correct Condom Education Model, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Mean. Evil. Shocking.

See for yourself:

Rippin kitten

…when you’re done laughing, that is.

How Pregnancy Happens - brought to you by the Planned Parenthood Federation of America. Seriously.

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Santa’s Redneck Restroom

A finely detailed 10″plastic outhouse that shakes, rattles and rolls as the occupant (aka Bubba Claus) lets out any one of 10 “toots”‘ and funny “outhouse” phrases, including:

No wonder everybody hates fruitcake!

Do you smell what I smell?

Time to unload Santa’s bag!

Charming.

Candidate: Use Textbooks As Shields From School Shooters
My favorite bit: “”We need to look at protection of young people that sometimes people may think you are a little smarter than everybody else or a higher IQ or whatever.” Ah, out of the mouths of Republicans …
Thanks mirosch