Ever wonder who reads those spam mails selling stuff for erectile dysfunction?
Maybe some poor soul whose parents slipped one of these party hats over his weewee:

Be sure to pick an extra special design guaranteed to make them associated their weewee with zoo animals and fruit…

And these great retailers think that, if you’re going to put a cone over your kids cohones, you might as well let him charge his babyphone while driving your car or hang from the ceiling fan.