This one was made with Reese’s peanut butter chocolate

I would like to add that in my previous post Germans will eat anything, I pretty much made up the story surrounding the Sausage picture. Mr. Stereokraut (whom I shall refer to as “Dr. No” from now on) did not go to the Biergarden on his own accord, but because his friend suggested it. No culture was ignored. No cat puked. Well, not as far as I know.

In an effort to make amends, here’s someone’s definition of a blog:

Blog: The word “blog” is literally shorthand for “boring;” a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It’s an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. . . .

Don’t really know what this site is about (well, I sort of do, I mean, it’s obvious) - but I like the name of it:

MyLameSex.com - God is pro sex!

Yeah, but pro sex with whom?

I think we’ve all heard or used one of these excuses before…

Anyway, every time the cook’s cat vomits, another German tourist is served this delicacy:

Baby Keeper

The Punisher

[..]there once existed an action figure version of the Punisher sporting a rocket launcher for a male sex organ, not unlike Sex Machine in “From Dusk Till Dawn,” except Frank’s gun is significantly more powerful and huge.

Mike Mozart’s reviews crack me up

Unlike other zombies that eat brains, our zombies are fed only the best farm-raised produce.

Brought to you by the makers of Blood Energy Potion

[..] suffer your crippling gambling addiction in the comfort of your own home

The gold ring isn’t actually a functional USB drive, but its design is reminiscent of one. The interior is engraved with the words, “For a lifetime of memories,” an allusion to the USB’s storage capabilities.