The iSnort

Thanks, Alex!

Here’s an interesting (or not) site I found in a side-ad on Facebook today: facestamp.com.
It’s all in German but you’ll be able to figure it out - you upload a photo of yourself, and they create a stamp. Of your face. So you can stamp your face all over the place. What’s the point?

Do you think they could have found a less attractive kid to use as an example? Neither do I.

Click here to see my pictures of Büyükada (near Istanbul, Turkey)

Does this look like an “eggplant lasagne” to you?

My Facebook today:

Kate, Barack Obama confirmed you as a cousin on We’re Related

Another shit-for-brains my-daddy-was-famous-non-celebrity with a funky name that hasn’t done jack-shit in life ex-addict telling us the facts of life.

Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie

San Francisco pranksters rename Bush Street

Laughingsquid (my cool web host) has the photos

As if their comic book Your Mommy Kills Animals isn’t strange enough, now they want to rename fish to Sea Kittens.

Yeah, those Land Kitten bitches just have all the luck.

(Sorry, Mom, I’m sure you were telling the truth when you said it was dead and “went to goldfish heaven”)

I might have been able to teach Molly a few tricks with this kit:

The R2 Fish School

Roadkill Toys