My last meal
July 28th, 2011Wear your pet’s nose
July 9th, 2011and give people an instant indication that you’re a total freak!
Sterling Silver Small Dog Nose Imprint Necklace Personalized with Name
Do you love your dog more then family members….is your dog your best friend..

Um, no.
My geeky little heart WANTS THIS!
July 9th, 2011No, it’s not a dildo between her boobs
July 5th, 2011“Obviously the system did not work the way it was supposed to”
July 1st, 2011No, obviously, the system is fucked.
A lovely (smelling like a rose, obviously) Nigerian man not only managed to pass through all the security, but also board the business class section with an expired boarding pass that had sombody else’s name on it. Do we need any more proof that TSA agents are obviously the lowest common denominator in the IQ pool of life?
Because terrorists tend to be 95 and in a wheelchair
June 30th, 2011I know you’ve missed my TSA rants, so here I go again…
A 95-year-old woman suffering from leukemia wants to take a flight to return to her native town to die. And the oh so sensitive TSA assholesgents make her remove her soiled diaper.
Elderly woman has to remove diaper for pat-down
Weber said the agents would not allow her to remove the diaper in the screening room — so she had to take her mother to a restroom outside the security area, and then wait in line to be screened again.
Because with a terminal illness, you have so much time to wait, right?
Could the next presidential candidate please promise to STOP THIS MADNESS? I’ll vote for you, even if you’re Republican!
People whose biggest worry is being banned from Walmart
June 29th, 2011…really should be banned from society in general.
April’s husband says he’s worried that Walmart might try to ban him, too.
Watch the video clip at the bottom of the article. I was expecting April to be one of the usual choice creature found at People of Walmart.

But look at the car she’s driving, that thing can’t be cheap. Ya think you could save a bit on the car and shop at a store that doesn’t seem like God scraped his giant griddle and all the greasy crap that fell off took human life form?
The couple shops at Walmart almost every day. They even have a special coupon book they use.
You know what, guys, being banned from Walmart for life is probably the least of your problems. Get some professional help!
WHAT. THE. F***?
June 29th, 2011Yeah, this is so going to help the United States. Hey terrorists, you know the date and place!


