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The OCD Chef Cutting Board

For obsessive chopping + dicing! If you are one of those folks for whom things must be “just so”, then this cutting board is for you!

Our OCD Chef Cutting Board, a 9″ x 12″ cutting board made of strong, long-wearing beechwood, spells out the most precise measurements in exacting detail. So, don’t worry…it’s OK to go a little overboard.

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Drunken NES - a breathalyzer video game

Players control the game by breathing into a breathalyzer - the higher your level of intoxication, the higher you score!

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Terrorists need love, too

The Fake Home Pregnancy Test

It’s the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you’ve found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you’ll get a raise!) The laughs are endless!

Yeah, hilarious.

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Is that a bible on the table? God help us all…

Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass Set

Customer review: “Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don’t use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don’t have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I’m now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit. “

Foli (the Malinke word for rhythm) is a 11-minute movie by Thomas Roebers and Floris Leeuwenberg showing the rhythmic daily life of Baro, a Malinke village in Guinea. Really well edited, and there are some amazing dance moves at the end. Love the kids, too.

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The Sarah Palin Wall of Nightmares

While I’m guessing that there are probably ways of positioning the straw on this Buzz Lightyear sippycup such that it doesn’t look like Buzz has an enormous, mutant green bendy-straw boner for your child to wrap her/his lips around, it seems inevitable that a sippycup capable of being configured this would inevitably end up so configured.

Really, Toy Designer? Really?

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