Remember Furby?
Here’s the new (chav-) version

Unlike any Furby seen before, the more you play with it, the less it learns! In fact…it learns nothing!
All thanks to the new “S.C.U.M.” inside (Socially Crippled Underage Mother-board)
Incompatible with everything
No batteries needed, only white Lightning
Comes with “Free” car stereo